I call total and complete BULLSHIT.
Volusia county must be hurtin for news, like this bitch is hurtin for a bullshit-smackdown.
http://www.wesh.com/green-pages/24574718/detail.html
You can smell this a mile away.
Posted on Tuesday August 10th
About me
MOTHER, wife, artist, model, coach, master to many dependent quadrupeds, Die hard FAITHFUL Red Sox fan. Too much to say and not enough sponges. Everything interests me. Even the tragically mundane. Native Floridian and a lover of the swamps and all the things lurking there and waiting to take the "predatorially naive". I make up amazing words... I coach fast pitch, and bang on motorcycles. I love to have my picture taken, but dont expect me to scrape off the raw. I love taking pictures of beautiful men, just doin what they do. I refuse to shake off my southern accent, yet Ive never married a cousin. EXTREMELY proud of my Cherokee, Greek, and Irish mix heritage. I believe in every god. Except the one that likes the Yankees. My loyalty knows no bounds, and I love until it hurts. Me and you both, but I promise you'll like it. I am a big fan of gushy southern displays of affection, and If I dont slobber all over you, worry. The aliens are coming, and theyre lobbing air streamers.
