What Id LIKE to say…..
“Sooooo, are you invited to your girlfriends wedding?”
“Nice to meet you, my buddies new girlfriend! How are yer weddin plans goin?”
“Wow, you must have the coolest fiance EVER!!! Most guys would really get pissed that yer cars been in that other cats driveway for like, 24 hours!!!”
“WOW, can you even FEEL yer fiance anymore??? Cuz yer boyfriend is like THREE FEET taller than him!”
“God, how awkward is that honeymoon gonna be with three people in the hotel room??”
“Does her engagement ring scratch you up??”
“Im. Telling. Your sisters.”
“And yer mom”.
“She cant be trusted. And I know you, and the first time you guys have a problem, youre gonna be the one to say, ‘Well she cheated with ME.’”
“SHES USING YOU, YA BIG DUMB SAP.”
“Well, I guess it would be awkward for you to stay at yer fiances place overnight, since, ya know, he lives with his MOM. You might as well stay at yer boyfriends.”
Oh, god- If I was just a SHADE bitchier. But I cant do it. My job is to support, I guess, not hassle. The sad part is- he is the sort of friend that would put up with my attitude on this. Just consider this a standing “I told you so”. On file. Noted. Cuz I wont say THAT out loud, either. *ugh* Somebody hold me….. I need to be locked in a room with 47 kittens for at least 2 days.
About me
MOTHER, wife, artist, model, coach, master to many dependent quadrupeds, Die hard FAITHFUL Red Sox fan. Too much to say and not enough sponges. Everything interests me. Even the tragically mundane. Native Floridian and a lover of the swamps and all the things lurking there and waiting to take the "predatorially naive". I make up amazing words... I coach fast pitch, and bang on motorcycles. I love to have my picture taken, but dont expect me to scrape off the raw. I love taking pictures of beautiful men, just doin what they do. I refuse to shake off my southern accent, yet Ive never married a cousin. EXTREMELY proud of my Cherokee, Greek, and Irish mix heritage. I believe in every god. Except the one that likes the Yankees. My loyalty knows no bounds, and I love until it hurts. Me and you both, but I promise you'll like it. I am a big fan of gushy southern displays of affection, and If I dont slobber all over you, worry. The aliens are coming, and theyre lobbing air streamers.
