Sanctuary

     Okay, once more for the morons, and other non-native types…..  IF YOU GO SWIMMING IN A NON-CHLORINATED BODY OF WATER, IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA, AND SOME INDIGENOUS PREDATOR DECIDES TO THROW YER ASS ON A RITZ CRACKER, YOU DONT GET TO CRY ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is, IF you live. Which would be a shame, cuz nobody needs yer dumb ass in the gene pool! And how, THEE FUCK are you gonna call the alligator that LIVES in the damn lake a NUISANCE for attacking what to him is basically a really ugly deer, for swimming into HIS home during MATING SEASON???????????????????? Just so you all know, if you come trepesing up into my pad whilst Im gettin my freak on, IM SHOOTING YOU.

     So Mr. Dumb A. Triathlete gets mildly bitten up by an ELEVEN FOOT GATOR, and they call the gator a ‘nuisance’ and kill it.  That guy should not have ‘non life threatening abrasions’. He should be DEAD. UGLY dead. Mr Gator should be impressing a female with that mans carcass AS WE SPEAK, but NO. The gator easily let him go. And we reward him by killing him. Do you know how old he mustve been? OLD. He didnt crawl up on the lawn and take somebodys child. He investigated potential prey in his hunting territory. Hey Mr. atlhete-guy, who’s probly not even FROM Florida- GO FIND A FUCKING POOL. They come in Olympic size, just for people like you!!! I HAVE NEVER seen a triathalon held in a lake in the state of Florida. Nope. They do it in the ocean, And everyone stays together FOR A REASON. I hope this guy gets a cramp and lags behind in his next race. And a fucking tiger shark finishes the job.