I just cant believe….
the dumb shit that comes outta peoples mouths. My friend Scott told me recently that for someone who doesnt take any shit, I am the most long-suffering individual EVER. You know why??? Cuz I dont take shit from strangers. Apparently, my bullshit tolerance for people i love is INFINITE. That and I come to places like this to blow it off freely. Such as….. What I SHOULDA SAID..some examples….
“Shut yer fucking crybaby hole, you BITCH. People would love to have yer problems. You have no friends cuz YOU SUCK. Grow up. Do the world a favor, STAY in yer moms basement. If me being skinny makes me not a ‘real woman’ then please god let me never achieve yer level of fat cow womanhood, you fat fucking COW. My car is WAY cooler than yours. Take yer white supremecist bullshit and blow it out yer doughy white spoiled fat ASS. Bros before hos MY ASS, you sorry excuse for a ‘brother’. NO im not gonna do that for you, cuz you wouldnt do it for ME. Youre kid is a FUCKING PSYCHO, a menace to society, hes the worst child ive ever met, NUTS, a cat-killer, and YOU ARE DIRECTLY TO BLAME AT THIS POINT FOR NOT STOPPING HIM. I hope he gets jailed for hurting YOU rather than someone elses innocent child. No you CANT come over, cuz I dont want yer clepto maniac ass in my house!!! Hey- tryin to fuck yer husbands best friend, while his wife was on her death bed- makes you about the WORST person ive ever met. Yer girlfriend is a cunt and we all hate her. You can burn in hell for fucking over yer entire club with that bullshit post o’ yers. You and yer FAT wife. Bitch. Call me anorexic one more time, and yer face is gonna be my next meal. Which I actually WILL go ahead and throw up, right back on YOU. Hold on…the utter immaturity of yer pathetic little interweb flirtings made me dry heave a little. I hope you actually ROT in that prison you dumb bitch, you didnt love those kids when you were FREE and now you use them as yer plea for mercy??????”
God. Maybe I need to consider some social climbing…. I just understand that no ones perfect, especially me, so I tend to always let shit slide, but in retrospect….damn.
About me
MOTHER, wife, artist, model, coach, master to many dependent quadrupeds, Die hard FAITHFUL Red Sox fan. Too much to say and not enough sponges. Everything interests me. Even the tragically mundane. Native Floridian and a lover of the swamps and all the things lurking there and waiting to take the "predatorially naive". I make up amazing words... I coach fast pitch, and bang on motorcycles. I love to have my picture taken, but dont expect me to scrape off the raw. I love taking pictures of beautiful men, just doin what they do. I refuse to shake off my southern accent, yet Ive never married a cousin. EXTREMELY proud of my Cherokee, Greek, and Irish mix heritage. I believe in every god. Except the one that likes the Yankees. My loyalty knows no bounds, and I love until it hurts. Me and you both, but I promise you'll like it. I am a big fan of gushy southern displays of affection, and If I dont slobber all over you, worry. The aliens are coming, and theyre lobbing air streamers.
