And yer fat little kids, too!!
Yer chunky ass, and the fat wife you rode in on!! And those bastard little societal roaches you call ‘offspring’. I dont give A CHUBBY FUCK what you think of my interests. At least I have some, other than whats at the bottom of every dorito bag in 6 counties. Blow me. And MEAN it. Im raising the next generation of actually useful, not drug addicted, not overweight, actually tolerable humans. My children ARE the chlorine in the gene pool that will wipe out yer little E coli shits. AND THEYRE PART MEXICAN TOO, YA WHITE SACK OF LARD. Fuck me, an athletic, open minded, educated relatively attractive semi-spic. WHAT will do with yerself??? I have an idea, it involves a handgun and those Egyptian carniverous beetles. Take yer bovinian prodigy with you.
About me
MOTHER, wife, artist, model, coach, master to many dependent quadrupeds, Die hard FAITHFUL Red Sox fan. Too much to say and not enough sponges. Everything interests me. Even the tragically mundane. Native Floridian and a lover of the swamps and all the things lurking there and waiting to take the "predatorially naive". I make up amazing words... I coach fast pitch, and bang on motorcycles. I love to have my picture taken, but dont expect me to scrape off the raw. I love taking pictures of beautiful men, just doin what they do. I refuse to shake off my southern accent, yet Ive never married a cousin. EXTREMELY proud of my Cherokee, Greek, and Irish mix heritage. I believe in every god. Except the one that likes the Yankees. My loyalty knows no bounds, and I love until it hurts. Me and you both, but I promise you'll like it. I am a big fan of gushy southern displays of affection, and If I dont slobber all over you, worry. The aliens are coming, and theyre lobbing air streamers.
